Monday, January 16, 2006

A reading on the return of 24

And yea, it came to pass that the return of Jack Bauer was imminent.

Lo! a new season of 24 was about to begin. Yet, the nefarious forces of evil, led by Bears and Panthers, intruded into his return. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, riding their steeds Viagra, Cialis, Levitra and Nexium, delayed his coming by 12 minutes, to toot their foghorns of post-game analysis.

Mercifully, the gnashing of teeth was short, and so it came to pass, the book of 24, chapter 5, verses 1 and 2 were unleashed upon the masses, and they were satisfied!