Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Onion seems to understand Newt Gringrich

The Onion seems to understand why Newt Gingrich is doomed to fail.

"Hell, look at me: I'm a public relations nightmare," said Gingrich, adding that, for many years in the late '90s and early 2000s, his name was basically a punch line. "Remember that whole thing with me divorcing my wife while she was still in the hospital recovering from cancer? For my campaign's sake, I hope people have forgotten about that. But c'mon, it's a pretty bleak political landscape when the presidential campaign of a known philanderer is actually getting off the ground."
Their quote's made up, but the facts are true